real ping neva get caught
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
- Victory is empty, there are lessons in defeat
- It can be SAFER to travel quicker with TOTAL concentration, than to travel SLOW with NONE at all
- Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
- The true test of a person is not how much power you have or how many people you can control. It's how many people can trust your integrity and ethics
- As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride
- Take care to get what you like, or you'll be forced to like what you get
- If a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl does the same, she's a slut. In theory = If a key opens
lots of locks, than it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, than it's a shitty lock
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wtf do u want?
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עיברית פליז
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chuck noris one day decided to go to beac and find some pussy but he was so ugly that he couldnt get any bitches so he diceded to go to the club and find some pussy but he dont knew to dance and no bitch want to be with him
end of the fucking story
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women
Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
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Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stole your bike.
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חחחחחחחחחח אני מכיר את זה יש מלא כאלה
גולנצ'יק :)
שלי הסיפור הכי טוב
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בעברית זה יוצא יותר מעפן אבל בקטנה:
שצק נוריס עושה שכיבות סמיכה הוא לא דוחף את עצמו למעלה הוא דוחף את העולם למטה
הכביסה של צק נוריס מחולקת לשלושה חלקים: לבן צבעוני וככביסה עם דם
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לא יודע אנגליתת ...
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רופלול.
Chuck Norris has a fetish for red hot chilli peppers. each time he eats one he gets the sudden urge to fart 70's b-movies about vietnamise p.o.w. camps in which everybody dies except Chuck.
One time Chuck Norris ate a whole field of chilli peppers and the land was bathed in war and blood for 2000 years until Chuck sat down and drank a friggin dr.pepper *burp* aarrggghhh.
the chuck norris facts ++
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מסכים איתך חחחחבמקור פורסם על ידי System32`
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הכי גדול זה מה ששניצל כתב חחח
קראתי את כולם זה גדול קבלו אחד מקווה שלא יהו הרבה שגיאות :X
chuck noris leave the light on when he goes to sleep
not because he is afraid of the dark
its because the dark afraid of chuck noris
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Senior Mod. Tactical-Ops
good one nivosh aka pischko
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
נערך בפעם האחרונה על ידי ZuZu : 08/10/06 ב 22:02
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XAXAXAXAXAXA
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תשמעו לא יודע מה איתכם אבל הנושא ממש לא מצחיק לפחות אותי
real ping neva get caught
ROFLOL that was good
- Victory is empty, there are lessons in defeat
- It can be SAFER to travel quicker with TOTAL concentration, than to travel SLOW with NONE at all
- Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
- The true test of a person is not how much power you have or how many people you can control. It's how many people can trust your integrity and ethics
- As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride
- Take care to get what you like, or you'll be forced to like what you get
- If a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl does the same, she's a slut. In theory = If a key opens
lots of locks, than it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, than it's a shitty lock
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